Michal Sychra
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Ishmael Leseur is fourteen years old and the world’s only sufferer of the self-diagnosed
Ishmael Leseur’s Syndrome – a chronic ailment capable of turning an otherwise normal
person into a ‘walking disaster area registering nine point nine on the open-ended
imbecile scale’. According to Ishmael, all his problems stem from the bizarre
circumstances of his birth, which resulted in his parents calling him Ishmael after the
narrator in Herman Melville’s classic novel Moby Dick.
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Ishmael Leseur