I need a descriptive paragraph on what the Ishmael Leseur Syndrome is. From the book " Don't Call Me Ishmael"?

Ishmael Leseur is fourteen years old and the world’s only sufferer of the self-diagnosed

Ishmael Leseur’s Syndrome – a chronic ailment capable of turning an otherwise normal

person into a ‘walking disaster area registering nine point nine on the open-ended

imbecile scale’. According to Ishmael, all his problems stem from the bizarre

circumstances of his birth, which resulted in his parents calling him Ishmael after the

narrator in Herman Melville’s classic novel Moby Dick.

Ishmael Leseur