Funniest pick-up line?

What are some of the funniest, and/or most clever, pick-up lines you've heard/used? :)

John2016-01-13T08:10:13Z

Favorite Answer

GUY: My magic watch tells me you're not wearing a bra
GIRL: But I am wearing a bra!
GUY: Oh, I'm sorry. My watch must be ten minutes fast...

Anonymous2016-01-12T19:43:04Z

According to an obscure poll of random women at some forgotten party, the very best pickup line is:

"Got any beer at your place?"

?2016-01-12T18:16:49Z

Do you feel drunk? Do you want to.

You're so pretty, you could give lumberjacks wood.

All the things in my life have been leading to this moment, darling, do you fancy a threesome?

Anonymous2016-01-13T12:14:27Z

I'm a teacher .How about coming back to my place to do some maths .Add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply !

Anonymous2016-01-12T16:37:43Z

I saw a coin on the ground and ripped my pants as I was picking it up

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