Funniest pick-up line?
What are some of the funniest, and/or most clever, pick-up lines you've heard/used? :)
What are some of the funniest, and/or most clever, pick-up lines you've heard/used? :)
John
Favorite Answer
GUY: My magic watch tells me you're not wearing a bra
GIRL: But I am wearing a bra!
GUY: Oh, I'm sorry. My watch must be ten minutes fast...
Anonymous
According to an obscure poll of random women at some forgotten party, the very best pickup line is:
"Got any beer at your place?"
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Do you feel drunk? Do you want to.
You're so pretty, you could give lumberjacks wood.
All the things in my life have been leading to this moment, darling, do you fancy a threesome?
Anonymous
I'm a teacher .How about coming back to my place to do some maths .Add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply !
Anonymous
I saw a coin on the ground and ripped my pants as I was picking it up