My wife said if I came home drunk one more time she was leaving; I came home drunk last night, and the ***** is STILL here !?

Anonymous2016-07-10T10:29:18Z

Maybe she just forgives you. I don't think she would leave you so abruptly. Maybe she still wants to be with you.

Lauren2016-07-10T20:13:21Z

If ya want her to leave ya so much, there is this magical thing called divorce..

Lunachit2016-07-10T10:28:36Z

she's weak sauce, and you like the weak sauce, so I guess you're both stuck.

Ziff Spiffington2016-07-10T10:32:58Z

wht? you think someone can pack and move out in 2 hrs???? what a drunken moron you are

Ryan2016-07-10T10:32:50Z

you didn't drink enough.

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