My winky doodle fell off?

How can I put it back on using only these objects:
Ketchup
Combos
250 mL of Mt Dew (no bottle or container)
A bootleg copy of Napolean Dynamite.

Andy C2017-02-22T22:21:59Z

Mix the ketchup with the Mt. Dew and apply the mixture to your ting-tong wangle.

Watch the video until the first audience member gets up to pee, approximately 30min.

There you go!