I need help with 'Change My Mind' meme jokes?

So I am a Deadpool cosplayer. One of the things I do is to make people laugh hard. An idea I got is to do an impression of the Change My Mind guy. Do my own take on his meme. 

I only have 2 jokes I could use now. But I need more to change things up during the events. I need ideas. What are yours? 

One of them is 'Thanos is a stoner' and the other is 'The Flash has no super powers'. 

I need more. What are your takes? 

Entropy2020-03-31T14:46:52Z

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Thanos could have accomplished his goal simply by doubling the amount of all resources.  Change My Mind.

Batman suffers from advanced coulrophobia.  Change My Mind.

Captain America is a walking advertisement for steroid use.  Change My Mind.

Spider-Man emits a sticky fluid when he gets excited.  Change My Mind.

Luck is not a superpower.  Change My Mind.

Alex2020-04-02T20:05:20Z

I should (or shouldn't, whichever works) be in the MCU. Change my mind.

Thanos was the good guy. Change my mind.

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