Two weeks left to come-up with a brand-new Uranus joke. I could turn it inside out and not find one...?
Don't forget to ask for a side basket of fried taint strips, Polly.
Don't forget to ask for a side basket of fried taint strips, Polly.
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I heard that McDonalds is going to release a new burger called the Weasel McUranus burger.
It's going to have a crack right down the middle of it's buns like Uranus has.
It's going to stink up the entire place like Weasel has done to yahoo answers.
They've also designed it so it jumps off the plate to attack you unprovoked, but when you defend yourself by biting into it,it whines like a lil' bîtch
Fred Flintstone
lol @ Upton always talking about the taint :D
Pronk
Why’d Pluto die?
It smelled Uranus.🤣👍
Big Kahuna
How is Yahoo like Uranus??
Anonymous
Why've you Saturn Uranus all day?