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Two weeks left to come-up with a brand-new Uranus joke. I could turn it inside out and not find one...?

Updated 9 hours ago:

Don't forget to ask for a side basket of fried taint strips, Polly.

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    12 hours ago
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    I heard that McDonalds is going to release a new burger called the Weasel McUranus  burger.

    It's going to have a crack right down the middle of it's buns like Uranus has.

    It's going to stink up the entire place like Weasel has done to yahoo answers.

    They've also designed it so it jumps off the plate to attack you unprovoked, but when you defend yourself by biting into it,it whines like a lil' bîtch 

    Source(s): They won't be making a kids meal version of it for obvious child safety reasons
  • 8 hours ago

    lol @ Upton always talking about the taint :D

  • ?
    Lv 6
    11 hours ago

    If nobody can think of a new Uranus joke the sh*t is really going to hit the fan

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    13 hours ago

    Why’d Pluto die?

    It smelled Uranus.🤣👍

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  • 14 hours ago

    How is Yahoo like Uranus??

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  • Anonymous
    14 hours ago

    Why've you Saturn Uranus all day?

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