What is the best blonde joke you know?

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

Two blonds were putting up drywall, one on each side of the room. The first blond sees the second blond pickup a nail, look at it, shake her head and throw it over her shoulder. This happens a couple of times before the second blond finally nails in the nail.

The first blond asks the second blond, "What do you think you are doing?"

The second blond says, "Half of these nails are made wrong--the pointy end and the flat end are on the wrong sides."

The first blond says, "Oh, brother! You stupid girl. It's girls like you that give us blonds a bad name. I can't believe how dumb you are! Don't throw those nails away, they're the ones for *this* wall!"

How to keep busy a blonde?

Give him a chit with P T O writen on each side.

What a blonde dose after taking a Photocopy?

He checks spellings.

What blond will do if his wife have twins?

He will go for search for father of second child.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The 1982 Blonde Hide & Seek champion.

Have you heard about the blond fox?

She got stuck in a trap, chewed three legs off, and was still stuck.

What do you call five blondes sitting in a row?

A wind tunnel!

How do you drowned a blonde?

Put scratch-n-sniff stickers in the bottom of the pool!

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee on the corner.

who is the person who after getting out of a swimming pool(swimming under water) does not get even one of his hair wet?

ans: a blonde

Why did the blonde have T.G.I.F. written on her shoes?

to remember: Toes Go In First