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DX asked in Food & DrinkBeer, Wine & Spirits · 2 decades ago

HELP, I've fallen and can't reach my BEER!!?

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Can you get it for me???

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  • ☼♥Sweet Qt ♥☼
    Lv 7
    2 decades ago
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    This is truly an emergency the beer is getting warm, i'll get it for you but we are also getting you a Life Alert Medical Emergency Response System,this is how it works, in an emergency like this, simply press the pendant, the pendant signals the life Alert Monitoring Center,the Life Alert Monitoring Center gets you the help you need fast.

  • Mr. Boof
    Lv 6
    2 decades ago

    Dude! Don't panic! Dial 911 and have them respond with a long straw. Good Luck... we're pullin' for ya...

  • smart
    2 decades ago

    Call the President.

    Source(s): Snake
  • IamClueless
    2 decades ago

    quick tell the person closes to you to grab it no man should be without his beer.

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  • shorty82
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    they you are probably drunk....you should sleep it off right there on the floor

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    teach your partner how to get it for you.

  • cer
    2 decades ago

    Will get up fart boy.

  • ph62198
    Lv 6
    2 decades ago

    i got it. Glad it wasn't opened. BTW its empty now.

  • Block
    2 decades ago

    hopefully you spilled some on your shirt- quick- suck it out

  • thesunnshynne
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    teach your dog how to get it for you.

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