my girlfriend is beating me?

Call on Mr T or Steven Stegal

Start working out. Ask her to let you win sometimes. Take creatine while working out, but if you take creatine drink lots of water. Dont reccomend taking steroids they have side affects. Get her drunk then engage in hand to hand combat. That is all of the things i can think of.

Ok, I've seen the other questions that you've asked and I seriously think you need to GET A LIFE!! All you're doing is trying to get people's attention with your stupid questions and someone needs to report you to Yahoo for it!!

Stop challenging her then! Either you're man enough to lose, or you need to go out with a smaller girl.

Hey, if she can't respect your need to telling her to back off, she is definetly not for you!!! Use common sense, not that I'm trying to offend you or anything.

call the cops and press charges

haha! well if u dont like her beaing yo butt then u need to tell her that u dont wanna fight her anymore!

Get out of there.

Run Away, no other help seems

oh man i used to love that show....you should go ask LAZER to kick her butt for you