What is your favorite Norm Peterson Quote from CHeers?

Coach: "How's a beer sound, Norm?"

Norm: "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."

Coach: "Beer, Normie?"

Norm: "Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Oh, why not, I'm still young."

Sam: "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"

Norm: "Going down?"

Sam: "What's new, Normie?"

Norm: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer."

Coach: "What'll it be, Normie?"

Norm: "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."

Woody: "What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer."

Sam: "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"

Norm: "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

Coach: "How about a beer, Norm?"

Norm: "Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life."

Sam: "What's going down, Normie?"

Norm: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

Sam: "What will you have, Norm?"

Norm: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

Sam: "Oh, looks like beer, Norm."

Norm: "Call me Mister Lucky."

Sam: "What'd you like, Normie?"

Norm: "A reason to live. Gimme another beer."

Sam: "What do you say, Norm?"

Norm: "Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer."

Sam: "What would you say to a beer, Normie?"

Norm: "Daddy wuvs you."

Sam: "What do you say to a beer, Normie?"

Norm: "Hiya, sailor. New in town?"

Sam: "How's life treating you?"

Norm: "It's not, Sammy, but you can!"

Woody: "Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "A little early, isn't it Woody?"

Woody: "For a beer?"

Norm: "No, for stupid questions."

Woody: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

Woody: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."

Norm: "I know, and if she calls, I'm not here."

Sam: "Beer, Norm?"

Norm: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

Woody: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

Sam: "Whaddya say, Norm?"

Norm: "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes."

Woody: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Norm: "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

Woody: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "Another layer for the winter, Woody."

Woody: "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "Poor."

Woody: "I'm sorry to hear that."

Norm: "No, I mean pour."

Norm: "Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

Woody:"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."

Sam: "What's the story, Norm?"

Norm: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

Sam: "How about a beer, Norm?"

Norm: "That amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

Woody: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

Norm: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."

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What is your favorite Norm Peterson Quote from CHeers?

Woody "What's up Mr. Peterson?"

Norm "My nipples. It's freezing out there."

I laughed so hard when I heard this one!

NORM PETERSON: "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear!"