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tommynocker001
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tommynocker001 asked in Society & CultureOther - Society & Culture · 2 decades ago

The machine's name?

If Yahoo Beta had some zany, new machine, what would it's name and function be? (I like the SQD (Silly Questions Deleterer) or the more powerful MMED (Moron Monitoring & Editing Device.))

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
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    EBT(Echo-brain detector) Sends waves of different purpose questions. If the waves crash to empty brains, the echo comes back as pathetically serious answers for fun questions and stupid answers for genuine ones. That's when EBD detects it and depending on the strenght of the waves received it either reports it to EBT(terminator) or labels it as IDEB(Ignorable Degree).

  • Founder
    2 decades ago

    HAL, the new face of Yahoo.

  • snomeow
    2 decades ago

    LOL those are good ones...I'll have to get back to you on this.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    bob

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