If you were about to kill yourself, what would your death letter be?

I can't think of a reason of why I would cap it,but the note would probably read...

'Life wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Like a bad movie, if after the halfway point everything sucked, then you just gotta figure the end won't redeem it anyway,'

I probably wouldn't write one. Why? Because I couldn't write just one, I would feel I have to write several, or one extremely long one. The thing is - I would probably change my mind while writing the damned thing, as it would take me days.

So glad to read you're "not an emotional person or anything like that", BTW. Sooooo glad.

I once built a wall and stood atop it

Looking down

Gazing at the many

Who asked me to come down

I am coming down

My death letter would read:

Hahahaha, I win. $130,000 in debt, and no assets or insurance. I'm taking that borrowed money with me. See, you can take it with you. Bwwwaaahahahahaha. So long and thanks for the fish (not).

As for the reason: $130K in debt, no assets, no income, sick and in pain... (not the case for me today).

I think my reason would be boredom. I would tell my family that they were not to blame. I wouldn't want them to feel guilty.

why leave a note? you made the statement by killing yourself...

i would say: "go ahead and paint the walls the same color as i painted the ceiling..."

Please cancel the milk and papers...