What was the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for at school?

In sixth grade, the teacher arranged our desks in pods of four that were kind of facing each other. One kid in my pod was Chris C. I was the class clown, and Chris C. thought I was pretty darn funny, and he was a laugher anyway.

We were both finished a test, and were supposed to sit quietly until the other kids were done. He caught my eye, and I started making faces at him. He tried so hard to stifle his laugh... He was kind of quietly laughing through his nose when I made a face silly enough for him to snort out a big line of snot.... He didn't know what to do with it, so he cupped his hand underneath it and tried to shovel it back in. By now, all the other kids in our pod were laughing their tails off...

When Mrs. Miller, the teacher, sorted things out, she found out the source of the problem was me making faces. So what did she do? She had me get up in front of the class and make faces! How stupid was that? Take a class clown and give him an audience?

So I made a couple of faces, and the kids in class were rolling... For my last face, I turned to my teacher and contorted my face into something unrecognizable.... She had contained her laughter so far, but it didn't last when I made my face just for her. She started laughing.

Now Mrs. Miller was a large woman, and she shook when she laugh. It wasn't really a jiggle, but more of a heave-heave-heave because of the way that she laughed. So the whole class is roaring, along with the teacher, when all of the sudden, with each heave of her laughing body, Mrs. Miller started letting out farts. It was bedlam.

I got no formal punishment. For the rest of the year, I was put into a corner in the back of the class. When I kept on cutting up, they put a rolling book shelf behind me so I was surrounded on three sides. I had a good time amusing myself anyway.

So I *kind of* got in trouble for it. No detention or office referral---Just a banishment to the corner of the room for the rest of the year. But hey, SHE made me make the faces in front of the class!!!!

I got 10 lashings in 2nd grade for drawing a beard on the teacher's picture in the classroom. Then I had to go up in front of the class and explain to everyone why I was lashed. I can safely say it was a long while before I thought about doing anything like that again until I was old enough to think I could take out the principle if he was going to try and give me a lashing but by then I had graduated to bigger things.

A tiny shorties grade 4 student was standing on the roof of a catholic school,he picked up a ball but found out impossible for him to climbed back to the safety place,he noticed there was a big tall tree only five feet in front of him,"well,is easy and simple to jump to that tree and slide down to the ground,is only five floor over here! OK! Let me show the whole school how smart,brave I am !"On the ground,there were over 100 kids looked up at him but not even one of them can speak out a word.At the last moment when that stupid idiot started to jump,one strong kid ran up to the roof about 3 minutes ago who supported by the other two class-mates took him back to the safety area.No body hurt but no ones surprised that kid get into a BIG BIG trouble.

At my old high school, the high school and the middle school are next to each other...all you have to do is cross a street where the busses are...it's not even a street where traffic is. These two boys got suspended because they rode their own bus to middle school and then they got off of their bus at middle school to talk to a friend. And they got suspended for three days. My school does some crazy things...I'm glad I'm out of there!!!

I remember making a kind of parrot noise in class. Not sure why I did it, I guess it seemed funny at the time, but the teacher didn't seem to appreciate my bird stylings.

I was then given the ducious honour of writing a 5,000 word essay on parrots.

Oh boy.

K-threw a train at someone.

1-stabbed a kid in the head with a pencil.

3-put a tack in the teachers seat.

5-worst year-paddled everday for 3 weeks.

6-pinching girls assets.

7-got in a fight with a girl-she smacked me in the back of the head with a history book-she said she was "flirting"

with me-good thing that one didn't work out!

8-went to lunch, drank lotsa alkyhol, went back to school on a snowmobile and wreck the Principal's car.

11&12-stayed in "trouble for "smokin' on school grounds". It wasn't tobacco...

That was in the 70's, when you could go to school stoned and they really couldn't do much, at least in S.C.

Ha ha! We had expensive, too. in any case, the worst replaced into this 365 days. I had to take swim... =( i've got under no circumstances been previous due EVER, and that i had to run because of the fact the instructor enable us to out previous due. My technology instructor made me upward thrust up in front of sophistication because of the fact i did no longer have time to stop at my locker and get my computer. He made exciting of me in front of the classification. I advised him to circulate f*ck himself and went residing house. i did no longer get into that lots hassle. =)

i got introuble for sitting on the floor 20min befor school even started where there were maby 6 people in the hall...i was call a triping "hazard"

I bit somebody's arm for a toy during preschool. It sort of relates because the kid wasn't sharing the toy.

Putting a freakin' paper bag over my head....they said I could suffocate myself but the thing was it was a hole in the freakin bag so i could breathe