If Bush, Chaney and Fidel Castro are in a sinking boat, who goes out to save the others?

Bush would be the first one out because he thinks he can walk on water. But like everything else he tries, he fails and begins to drown.

Cheney angry that he has to save Bush again, starts screaming expletives, has a fatal heart attack and falls on George, drowning him.

Castro fixes the now much lighter boat and sails on to Miami. Because as we all know, the Cuban people can make anything float.

Fidel of course. Bush is too much of a wimp to save anyone without help from his dad or his dad's friends. Cheney is pure evil incarnate and so wouldn't save anyone but himself. And Fidel would jump out to save them all just so he could rub it in another President's face that he has outlasted another presidency.

I think Bush and Cheney would kick the commie off the boat even if it wasen't sinking.

What does it matter, the boat is sinking. Everyone will die either way...

None, they'd all just hope for an oil tanker would come save them.

Fidel, but he won't get his cigar wet.

George will wait for Dick to say something and Dick don't say dick

bush coz he wants to improve his ratings

no one would