What's better: Detectives or Ninjas? Who helps more?

you need them both. detectives will determine your boyfriend is cheating and ninjas will kick him in the head.

ninjas are by far the best for whatever purpose you need them for... and most will willingly offer their services for money or honor... depending on the required task...

with a ninja they can use their awesome stealth powers and ninja magic to move undetected in any terrain to complete the objective... and no mission is impossible for the ninja... they almost seem to bend reality to their will...

they are so dedicated to the task that if they fail there is a 100% seppuku guarunteee.... and your money back... though its an an odd of failing unlikely to have a countable or comprehendable number...

Detectives.

NINJAS!

Ninjas are clearly the best. They use their awesome kung-fu abilities. They rule.

You forgot to put little old ladies with sharpened knitting needles on your list.

Law enforcement isn't worth a ****.

Ninjas kick ***

NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!

KUNG-FU ROX MY SOX!!!! Whoot whoot!