What is Ur biggest lie u told Ur family?

i was about to leave to vancouver, so my friends made me a surprise farewell celebration... they told me we were going to have some sushi, i agreed, then, we stopped in this chip n'dale club, and the main attraction danced to me, he even took me on stage hahaha

my mom is puritan, so i told her we went just clubbing, like good girls... it's been about 4 years since then, and I'll die if she finds out about it hahahaha

Biggest lie that I've told my parents? That I'm straight as a pencil.

Biggest lie that I've told my brother? That I was a virgin.

biggest lie? I told my parents i'm writing a paper while i spend most of my time answering questions online.

once when i was a lot younger, and it was my turn to do the dishes , i hid behind a bush for an hour, knowing that my mom would do them because she cant stand to see dirty dishes, when i came home , i said i went to the park and couldn't find my way home again. PS it takes a lot to make me lost.

That my sister is a lesbian and she eloped with her lover to get married in Vegas. =) Scared the Sh!t out of 'em!

I told my mother I was adopted.

that I wasn't having sex or drinking and I had never smoked

I am lonely and dumb

that i have no money &/or not going anywhere

that everything is fine.