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lime_yyy asked in Arts & HumanitiesPhilosophy · 1 decade ago

if walls could speak, what would they say?

so we all know that walls have ears. but do they have mouths? are we okay to say anything we want if the walls can't tell on us?

and if they did have mouths, what would they say? what would they tell you?

Update:

no, mr. ilovemathlikeaburger. what ant commercial? was it for that movie coming out; ant bully or whatever?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    maybe the wall is a plant?

    who only can listen,but not speak!

  • JaneB
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    "I'll meet you at the corner" - that's what one wall would say to another.

    But seriously, if walls could talk it would be like having every room bugged. I don't think any of us would want every word we say to potentially be repeated.

    On the other hand, it probably would be fascinating to know about the people who lived before in an old house - what their lives were like - sort of a living history lesson

  • 1 decade ago

    That makes me picture all the walls in my house talking and I picutre it sounding like a room full of people and you can't make out anything any one person says! Chaos.

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't worry about it. Use a little perspicacity. You tell 'em exactly where to get off and what you think. Don't be like me, though, I really stretch the boundaries of english declamatory!

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  • Jeremy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    They would say " Now that u gone crazy inside this room,don't u wish u would of picked out some other color besides white?"

  • 1 decade ago

    My bedroom walls would say "you'll go blind doing that". My bathroom walls would say " did you just turn around and look at that". and my kitchen walls would say "quit hitting me with the damn door!!"

  • i'm sure they would have some funny stuff to say about us... did you get the idea for this from that comercial about ants?

  • 1 decade ago

    They'd say, "You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You want my deepest darkest secrets, huh? Talk to the wall ---- LOL.

  • 1 decade ago

    "Hmm hh hh hm hmm?" [Translation: Who papered over my mouth?]

    "Floor, you give 'em the low down. Ceiling, you give 'em the highlights. I'll give 'em the straight up 'n down."

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