what kind of?

The Boll Weevil Festival...

God, how I wish I were joking.

Ok, I can't match pig wrestling, but my area has festivals for every European ethnicity you can think of: Italian, Irish, Ukranian, Greek, etc. Frankly, I can't tell the difference between them.

We also have the Spiedie Fest every year. What? You've never heard of a spiedie? Well, people here seem to think it's a world famous dish, though I can assure you it's not. The spiedie is--get ready for it--a chicken sandwich with a special kind of sauce! Spiedie sauce! Fancy, right?

Mummer's Day

http://www.mummers.com/

Lowell Crack Festival. Daily.

We have a cherry festival....that's because I live in the town of Washington. Otherwise, I can't think of any.

How about Wrong Days in Wright. ( That's the name of the town)

aonka MN holloween days. HUdson WI has pepper days.

Wow...that is stupid and embarrassing! Sorry, I can't beat that.

Racial Harmony Day.don't know what to wear

a good neighbor parade, which is stupid because no one cares about anyone but themselves.