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The_Yak
The_Yak asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Ok, how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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  • frogspeaceflower
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Two.

  • (NO) NAME
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    3

  • arthurmljr
    1 decade ago

    As many as how it takes for dumb stupid people to screw in a light bulb.

    if you care to know how many, that will be 1 to hold the bulb and a thousand more to turn the house until the bulb is screwed in.

  • Ruthie1959
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Two

    One male, one female

    How they got in the light bulb is beyond me

    Hope they had fun

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  • OrangeApple
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    4, 1 from front bottom, 1 from rear bottom, 1 ciuping the boob from back and 1 puting it in mouth

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    flies can't screw in a lightbulb can dey ?

  • blonde and beautiful
    1 decade ago

    i only care if they're screwing in a bug zapper light

  • ♥Joueur De Saxphone♥
    1 decade ago

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  • cvhiew8873
    1 decade ago

    none

  • Craig A
    1 decade ago

    they all die when they get there

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