10 Points to whoever gives the funniest advice!?

Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows!

If you ever get trashed drunk, keep a little note to yourself in your purse/wallet somewhere, that reminds you that your in a relationship, after 12 beers, you should avoid sex all together, because nothing good can come from your suspect condition, remide your self never to drive home, and if you do get someone to offer you a ride, make sure you know the person, I dont know how funny that is, but its pretty good advice, i just wish i would of added a reminder about pissing in the parkinglot!!

Treat others how you DON'T want to be treated.

Always have plans; if your mom can't visit you, she can't nag you about picking up your crap every once in a while.

Do today only what you can't put off to tomorrow.

If you're in the majority in anything, you're probably an unethical, unopiniated, brain-washed zombie. If you're in the minority, the majority doesn't giva a damn about you.

Hope those at least made you smirk....

dont throw a brick straight up.

dont put your mouth on a car exaust

dont jump off of buildings

no matter how many times mighty mouse does it, you cannot fly. sorry.

dont make fun of the mafia.

dont eat fire.

take off your clothes before washing, drying, or ironing them.

dont lick stop signs in the wintertime

dont pour salt in your eyes.

elvis is dead. get over it

dont put wet t-shirt judge on your resume

dont eat glass

dont punch walls

dont kick porcupines w/ bare feet

Petite soeur!

Ne portez jamais dresse quand tous les autres portent la culotte!

Actually, you have received some interesting answers...

but there is good and bad advice on all topics that must Bree frequently up-dated...

don't iron your clothes wile there on you

superman costumes don't alow you to fly

emploiy wust wash hands dose not mean they wash your hands

if you steal lobsters from foodlion dont hide them in your pants

arguing online is like the special alimpics even if you win your still retarded

BATHROOM ETIQUETTE

If you sustain a paper cut while cleaning up after a # 2... Refrain from shoving your soiled digits into your mouth.... :S

On your Q & A page, it says you grew up abroad. My advice is that you should change that. You grew up as a girl and became "a broad".

Never give cheese as a birthday present, I tried it once and was shot repeatedly.