is there a bathroom devil that lurks in the boys showerooms???

Yes, it sits on our shoulders and tells us to do naughty things with our secret no no spot

Oh, there are SEVERAL bath boogermen:

1. Slippery Soap Fairy - This is not some nice, pretty winged creature that flits and dances before your dazzled eyes - no, this is the flying foamster of feeble fingers, the nasty critter that leaps and bounds out of soapy palms, squishes between cutching digits, and scoots evilly across the floor. Some fools think they can end its malicious travels by stepping on it - and find themselves on their backs, with cracks in the craniums! The only defense against this vile demon is a soap-on-a-rope. And for crying out loud, NEVER bend over to pick up the Fairy in the showers!

2. Turkish Towel Truncheon - Lurking amid the innocent folds of fluffy fleecies, the Turkish Towel Truncheon is a monstrous import from Istanbul. It begins its appearance as a makeshift turban wrapped round an innocent hand. The first sign it has entered the showers is the un-tucked end dangling from that no-longer-innocent hand now curled into a fist about the toweling - seemingly strangling the Turk. But no! It is really the Turk, possessing the spirit of some sweet schoolboy, causing his eyes to gleam with mad glee, drawing his lips back in a rictus about teeth that seem to have doubled in size and sharpness! And now the dangling stand of innocent toweling has become shower-soaked, converting it into a heavy , flexible wand. Oh, oh, oh! The crazed, possessed school lad leaps across the showers in a great bound, the Turk has him entirely, he is a whirling dervish of old, and his scimitar - that toweling truncheon! SNAP! SCREAM! Some poor vicitim now has the red swelling welt of the lash of the Turkish Towel Truncheon across his thigh, his bum, his once-pristine shoulder!

My, it is so tragic to tell - the heart-rending tales of the horrors of the shower - those many monsters hiding in harmless-seeming fingernail brushes, bottles of shampoo, rubber shower slippers. You must not ask me to continue this wretched story! Beg your friends to explain, especially the worst of all, the Remote Water Wizard of the Toilet, whose fiendish assault turns lovely warm water into scalding streams!

First tell us about you lurking in the boys showeroom to see how they look after the baths?

Uh...hmmm..how to respond. Who would know..maybe you should contact Dateline NBC and have them do an investigation. That's all I can suggest after hours and hours of mulling over this particular quandry. ~J~ <><

Yeah, he is best friends with the boogieman and the creature that lives under your bed.

:)

Yes there is!

Its called gay sex.