Was he really Unlucky?

A little guy is sitting on a park bench just staring

at his drink for half an hour when this big

trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs

his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor

little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says

the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just

can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life." Says the little

guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I

overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my

boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found

my car was stolen and I have no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I

discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I

found my wife in bed with the neighbour. So I came

here trying to work up the courage to put an end to my

life. And then you show up and drank the poison."