What is the Best or Worst 'pick-up line' you have ever heard or used?

" I want to shave your legs with "Nair" on my tongue"

Best: Would you like to spend the weekend in Paris?

Worst: Hey, I've got a Honda !

Worst - "when they made the alphabet the should have put U and I together"

Best - while doing and exchange program in the UK is would generally eventually ask "do you like my accent?" (I'm Canadian). It was an impressively effective line.

Best: Like What You See ?

Worst: Wanna go for a ride in my Merz

Pick up lines work good on drunk women.

If trying to pick up a sober women I recommend just saying Hi my name is so and so Can i buy you a drink?

I had a guy who tryed everything to get me to dance in abar and finally he came up and got down on one knee and looked me in the eye and said " If kisses were snow flakes , I'd send you a blizzard" (well it was a snow stormy night in Northern Ontairo, canada) . I figured after that much effort I had better dance with him

Best: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you've got FINE written all over you!

Worst: I like what youre wearing - can I try it on??

I was walking down the street and a man walked past me. He stopped turned around just like Michael Jackson and sang to me "Hey pretty baby with the black shoes on you give me fever like I've never felt before. Then he asked me out . I said no but it was cute.

Best - Hi!

Worst - Bye!

All in succession.

I dont know if this is the best or the worst. " If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."..

Hi!