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Bill asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • Purecheese
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Just one - they hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    101

  • Joya
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The same number as Baby Boomers -- just one! As in the answer above, 'they hold on to it, and the whole world revolves around them!'

  • MisterBane
    1 decade ago

    one to hold the bulb, the world revolves around them

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  • Albannach
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    NONE!!!! Changing a light bult is beneath the dignity of us narcissists!!!!

    You just love my answer don't you?

  • mani boo/poo
    1 decade ago

    None because they'll just stare at themselves fromt he reflection of it... or none because they're not smart (lightbulb in the brain)...

    Or one because in mythology, there was a man by that name...

    Or none because Narcissus is dead. Lol.

    I am really bored...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    All of them

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    One there is not enough room for all of their egos

  • Jumping Jack Flash
    1 decade ago

    Its ok, I'm here now

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yourself becuase no-one else can f-ing do it right!!!

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