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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shitt!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    VERRRRRRRRRRY old! but still good!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it should be the third guy slips off the diving board and than yells "oh #$%^"

  • 1 decade ago

    would probably be better with verbal presentation..via a good joke teller

  • yuck lol cute ♥

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  • 1 decade ago

    try good one next time.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaha

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Dont know.

  • 1 decade ago

    very old joke..so its lost its humor

  • and he lands in poop

  • 1 decade ago

    could be funnier

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