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I worked for 2 employers during the last financial year. Salary from one employer included HRA while the other did not.

Which investment vehicle can get an investment proof in not more than a week's time? I need to submit the proof in the first week of January for claiming tax exemption.

Just to add, I live in India.

Kindly let me know howmuch it would cost to buy a 2 BHK apartment in Mulund's Nirmal Lifestyle, and also let me know if its worth buying an apartment there.

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shitt!"

If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?

You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?

I am preparing for a competitive exam.

Many times, people say that the women talk too much...

But there's no problem because the male ear is SELECTIVE

Example...

When women say:

"This House is a mess, Honey

You and I need to clean this

Your stuff is all on the floor

you will be without clothes

if you don´t wash them now !!!"

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The male ear only understands:

bla, bla, bla, bla, Honey

bla, bla, bla, bla, You and I

bla, bla, bla, bla, on the floor

bla, bla, bla, bla, without clothes

bla, bla, bla, bla, now !!!

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password

that

was required. He waited by the door and listened.

A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The

member replied, "six " and was let in.

A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The

member

replied, "three" and was let in.

The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The

doorman

said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five."

But he was not let in. What should have he said?