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Who else here, sucks?

I suck at everything. Love, Work, Life. Yesterday my faucet was leaking... so I got a wrench and started looking for something to tighten. Lone behold... I messed it up worse. This morning, I was delivering newspapers.. im 31 : ( and I hit a parked car. But two days ago I found out that my mother is a lesbian who has been sleeping with my girlfriend in my trailer-home while I was at work. That left me we a memory that I don't think I can live with. Should I ...

(A) Laugh It Off and Say 'fukket'

(B) Lose My Lid and Proceed straight to Hell

(C) Drink a Six Pack and take the 3-wheeler over to the pond and watch the moon

(D) Get me another gallon of Moon Shine and Proceed to The Water-in hole and find me a new girlfriend to lick on

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Fortunately, I don't. And I hope I never will. Because I am not going to admit.

    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

    Good luck, I believe it will be okay soon :)

  • 1 decade ago

    i think i would go for probably c but if you are up to finding another girl then i guess you could go for d...there was a water-in-hole bar in this town but it was not much of a good place to go...so i think c would be the best for now....but i would try and laugh it off to if you can but that is really sick things your mom and girlfriend are doing...talk about freaking a person out....

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  • Shonda
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    dude.. i am sorry to hear that.. but you need a drink a nice lucy and a one night stand... that is just the worse week to have... good luck to you... I would go with D.. all the way...

  • 1 decade ago

    go with A. sometimes all people feel in the lows but what makes one suck is if they accept n stay there. so dude just pull urself up n move on, it could be worse!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Go with C .. Remember there is always a light at the end of a tunnel , things will get better..

  • Babs
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You can't be serious. Oh, and that's "lo and behold" you were trying to say there. Listen, Sweety, if this story is for real, you need the Catholic Church. R.C.I.A begins in September. Be there!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not me, I just get sucked. go with D.

  • 1 decade ago

    Go with D....You have horrible luck!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You have a job How long have you had it??

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't suck.

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