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I went to a fortune teller the other day, while I was having my reading I smacked her in the mouth?
and said, I bet you never saw that coming.
Went to another one round the corner and there was a sign saying closed due to unforseen circumstances.
So at the next one I sat down, held out my hand and he took a reading of it. While doing this he started laughing and couldn`t stop. I asked what he saw but he just carried on laughing so I smacked him in the face, walked out and said to my mate, I`ve never hit a happy medium before.
16 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I've heard that before. My mother always tells me its best to strike a happy medium.
- 1 decade ago
a fortune teller told me to live every day like it would be my last....
so i`m lying in a hospital bed,connected to a ventilator, covered in s**t with a tube up my ar*e,
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- Sluttty McSlutttLv 51 decade ago
oh dear, you really are suffering from stress!! Bad jokes and violence combined. You need to relax mate! Switch OFF your pc and have a bath or somethin!
- ElectricLv 71 decade ago
Only a raw- son could do this.
Is this a joke? or a riddle? I am confused. Will any one please help?
