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Would it be wrong to steal tuna salad from my school cafeteria?

I'm a poor college student! :(

Note: I am being sarcastic. Leave me some funny answers.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    stealing means the taking away of another's property without consent. it is wrong but considering the mitigating circumstance of your being poor then go right ahead.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sure. First its just one tuna salad. Then it turns into a bunch of tuna salads..Every day of every week, nothing but tuna salad. Then you start stealing bigger things, like egg salad or cheeseburgers..then your shaking down the sweet old lady behind the register for extra salt packets..and before you know it you'll be hooked on crack and peddling your body for stale soft preztels and over-sugared kool-aid. I'd think twice about stealing a tuna salad. Actually, just skip all that, care for a pretzel? ;-)

  • 1 decade ago

    Have you eaten school cafeteria food lately? You should actually hunt down people who got food in the cafeteria and rescue them by returning it for a small fee....you will make a fortune which will enable you to buy steak every day. By the way, be present at the cafeteria for creamed spinach and casserole nights. You will be able to buy a sportscar in no time...

  • 1 decade ago

    No, because Tuna Salad is the nastiest thing ever produced in a cafeteria. I doubt they can even give it away.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, it's wrong, but that would be wicked funny!

    My friend Meg and I stole a twenty gallon drum of strawberry ice cream from the cafeteria. It was a riot!

    We didn't waste it, though; we invited two whole dorms over for ice cream. It was all eaten and we all had a great time.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tuna Salad? How about some Hamburgers or Steak or something.

  • 1 decade ago

    honey, stealing is stealing. Why not try to get a job in the cafeteria, though then you would be forced to eat the food. Perhaps a job in a pizza place would be better!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Steal the tuna salad - the life you save may be your own!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Only if you steal 4 pieces of wheat bread and 2 pickle slices with it.........what's Tuna without bread and pickle slices after all?

  • sheeny
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Who in their right mind steals tuna salad? That's in poor taste. (Get it. Tastes poor. hahahaha)

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