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Cat on the roof? Rating plz..?

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    It's a 10 in my book. LOL.LOL.

    Have a great new week!

  • 1 decade ago

    I enjoyed it 10 years ago too.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well my mom is in hosiptal with a Hyper Attack.

    Source(s): My Own Answer
  • 1 decade ago

    it was sort of funny, I wouldn't laugh out loud when I heard it, but I would be mildly amused

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  • 1 decade ago

    at least he knows the lesson

    ^_^ good one. thanks

    keep it up

  • 1 decade ago

    yea thats ok

  • 1 decade ago

    THATS A GOODONE ALRIGHT

  • 1 decade ago

    nice one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha ...

    It was Nice..

    I enjoyed it..

  • 1 decade ago

    good one!

    Source(s): i love cats. they taste like chicken.
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