What do you think happened to the person who has one shoe on the interstate?

He only has one foot...the guy goes to the mall and buys a pair of shoes, they remind him of his one-footness and gets him pissed off...he dumps the offending shoe on his way home...

Occasionally the GOD of LOST SOCKS needs a change of pace. Instead of staying in your clothes drier where he or she belongs, they escape out of the drier and into our houses. Once outside of the drier, they are no longer limited to socks. They turn their mischievous impulses to boots and other pieces of clothes. The problem is that they don't have the "power" over these articles of clothes that they have over socks. So they pick things that people have forgotten about (like old boots) or things people no longer use very often (an old dirty, torn up, piece of clothing for example). Being the Gods of Lost Socks, they have the power to make the socks disappear into some kind of sock limbo. However they don't have the same strength in power over the alternative article of clothing therefore they dump in onto the universal littering ground of the world, the busy street or interstate.

There you go! Mystery solved.

I always wondered that too. Once I saw some shoes on a power line. I suppose someone threw those up there. As for a single shoe it makes me think someone was hit and knocked out of their shoe. It's weird.

I USUALLY HAVE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES HANGING UP INSIDE MY CAR FOR/AFTER WORK.

TWICE NOW I'VE ROLLED THE WINDOWS DOWN AND A SHIRT HAS BLOWN OFF ITS HANGER OUT INTO THE STREET.

I NOTICED ONE TIME AND WAS ABLE TO RECOVER THE SHIRT, I LOST THE SECOND.

IF IT WAS FREAKY INTERSTATE SEX I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED AT ALL!

BUT I LOST MINE BEING A DUMB***!

GO FIGURE!

You Know Joggers Explode when they Overheat. Their Bodys Vaporize and Leave only their Clothes. Thats my Theory anway.LOL

They were gettin freaky on the way home and all sorts of stuff was flying out the window. I know if it was me, I wouldn't care what was going out the window as long as it wasn't me!

Probably got blisters from walking with only one shoe on!

Maybe a one-legged hitch-hiker got so depressed he walked into traffic to kill himself and his shoe fell off. His toupee fell off too, but a bald paramedic on the scene grabbed it and kept it for himself.

I always think some family was travelling and a bad kid just tossed it or it fell out somehow.

I hope they'll be my clothes that you ripped off of me before you jump my bones on the way back from Tampa