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Custers last thoughts?

After the massacre at little big horn, Gen. Custers father wanted something to memorialize him. so he decided to have a portrait painted of his brave son.

He spent months looking for just the right artist to capture his son's last thoughts. after a few months he returned to artists home

and was happy to find the artist was satisfied that he had caputured the moment, the artist led the father into another room.. There on the wall was a huge mural, it showed a beautiful valley surrounded by hills,, the sun shown brightly down into the valley, and standing on the hills were cows, and all of the cows had halo's above their heads, and on ther valley floor there hundreds of Indians that looked like they were having sex, the father said "What is this about"?.. and the artist said: I figured when he came over the hill . he said "Holy cow, look at all those f**king Indians. "

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ROTFLMAO...that's a good one...........

  • 1 decade ago

    Reminds me of the two Englishmen visiting the states and stopping off for a beer

    One says: "American beer is like making love in a canoe."

    The second asks: "Why?"

    The first replies: "It's fxxxing close to water!"

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh, Laud!! LOL. I agree with Dukalink! Bad, bad, bad, but oh, so funny!

    Thank you for the laughs.

    Have a great evening!

  • 1 decade ago

    boy I wish I had a rewind button on my life

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is sooooooooooooooooooo bad.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha,very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    very bad

  • 1 decade ago

    That's funny!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats bad!

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