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If you have motorcycled around Europe give me some pointers. Thinking about Switzerland and maybe France or Italy.

How can we ever trust a Muslim with a gun again? We will always have to ask ourselves is he a REAL American or has he listened to the call to religious war by his Muslim comrades? Speaking of Muslims and our inability to trust them in positions of power, do you think it is time we take Obama out of office as well? How can we trust Muslims? If you say we must trust them, just tell me how to do it.

Is my list of Top 10 reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers funny? Should I submit it to Late Night? Do you have any funnier things to put on the list?

The Top 10 Reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers:

10. No one wanted to have sex with him when he was a weatherman.

9. It all started as a "stupid human trick"

8. It gets old doing a monologue if you know what I mean?

7. When you've got World Wide Pants somebody is bound to get into them.

6. All those Monica Lewinsky jokes left him wondering.

5. It was "Hide the Salami" Tuesday down at the "Hello Deli".

4. Bristol Palin was already taken.

3. Paul had already written a catchy song for the bit:

(Sung enthusiastically) "Hey how would you like to have sex with David Letterman, SEX WITH DAVID LETTERMAN!, Oh yeah"

2. It was just part of New York City's new stimulus package.

And the number one reason David Letterman had sex with his staffers:

1. It was "Sweeps Week" and he needed a rise in the poll.

Here's mine:

The Top 10 Reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers:

10. No one wanted to have sex with him when he was a weatherman.

9. It all started as a "stupid human trick"

8. It gets old doing a monologue if you know what I mean?

7. When you've got World Wide Pants somebody is bound to get into them.

6. All those Monica Lewinsky jokes left him wondering.

5. It was "Hide the Salami" Tuesday down at the "Hello Deli".

4. Bristol Palin was already taken.

3. Paul had already written a catchy song for the bit:

(Sung enthusiastically) "Hey how would you like to have sex with David Letterman, SEX WITH DAVID LETTERMAN!, Oh yeah"

2. It was just part of New York City's new stimulus package.

And the number one reason David Letterman had sex with his staffers:

1. It was "Sweeps Week" and he needed a rise in the poll.

Seems every time a Black person gets in the national spotlight Obama has something to say about it. Remember the Black college professor and the white cop? This time it's Kanye. Obama may need to be told that as the nation's first Black president we don't expect him to offer up op pinions on all matters involving anyone Black.

Don't you ever think people tend to prejudge Christians and have irrational fears and dislikes of them?

Or is that only for white people who interupt black people?

The media is "outraged" over the Congressman who called Obama a liar. The same media thought it was hilarious when G.W. Bush had shoes thrown at him. One is a verbal attack while the other was a physical attack. By the way I think BOTH attacks were disgusting. I'm just amused over how differently the two events are being covered by an obviously liberal biased media. What do you think?

I mean if that is going to be the bar we measure all future Presidents by, don't we have a problem? Why must so many Obama fans trot out the comparison so often when the question has nothing to do with Bush?

"How is the Fuhrer inspiring you?"

"How can you help the Fuhrer?"

The teachers are even instructed to have the students write a letter to themselves about how they can help the Fuhrer. Then the teachers are to pick them up and hand them out at a later date to hold the students accountable to the Fuhrer.

You may note that there are no lesson plans encouraging debate or ideas that might run counter to the Fuhrer.

They are also to encourage the students to read books about the Fuhrer.

BY THE WAY:

The only word I changed was President to Fuhrer. Scary isn't it?

I don't think you can have it both ways. If you want to memorialize the guy by saying he was the most influential, had the most impact, accomplished the most. Then you also MUST give him the credit for screwing everything up. There is no question that the actions of the senate over the last many decades have brought the country to a point of ruin. So if he was the one most responsible for the actions he must be the one who screwed it all up. I've been hearing all the accolades for him today, but I haven't heard anyone lay any of the blame at his feet. How can this be?

He has continued the big business bail outs. He has not removed a single troop from Iraq. He has not provided universal health care. He is rich. He has surrounded himself with career Washington D.C. politicians. The two parties still line up along party lines on opposite sides of the aisle on every single issue. He got a White House dog. He goes to church where Bush went to church and has the same pastor. So I ask you exactly WHAT is the big change? I would like to hear from conservatives and liberals on this.

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This punks only claim to fame is he got his teenage girlfriend pregnant. So he's not smart enough to use a condom. That qualifies him to have the national media hanging on his every word as if he were an expert or something? He is a kid from small town Alaska trying desperately to cling to what little bit of hope he has for a future now that even his ex-girlfriend has seen him for the fame grubbing loser he is. Goodbye Mr. Johnston. Your exit from the national stage cannot be quick enough. Sarah Palin's daughter's former lack of good judgement will not keep you famous for long.

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Why is it that every time there is a big news story about anyone black that Jesse Jackson shows up on camera? If I were Black this would embarrass me. Surely you can be Black and have a different minister. When oh when will a Black person ever stand up and say "Jesse Jackson just because we have the same color skin does not mean you are my friend and I want you here."? What if every time there was any story about a white person Rev. Rick Warren showed up? I mean why doesn't he? He is White and a minister. Shouldn't we White people have an obligatory minister for our race also?