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Pulling a fast one? hello!!?

John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road

and started to make out hot and heavy.

His date stopped and said,

"I really should have told you this earlier,

but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

John pulled a twenty out of his billfold

and proceeded to have his way with her.

After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat

starring out the window.

The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?"

John replied, "Well, I really should have

told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver,

and the fare back to town is $25."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thats funny

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    probable a mixture of issues.... he's extra healthful and he's in a clean abode (are they feeding him an identical?). paintings on your transitions, upwards and downwards. this might make him concentration and hear you. Lay off the leaping till he settles down somewhat. additionally verify his mouth, possibly he's being stricken by utilising some thing there. that could make a horse pull and attempt to bolt.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cute, but I figured it out before the punch line.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehe funny!

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  • Pd
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha funny u rocks GGB

  • 1 decade ago

    I like John he is funny... LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL good one

  • 1 decade ago

    that's a new one for me.

  • lol cute ♥

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one!!! lol

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