Do you have any colorful insults?

I used to do stand-up and one of my favorite come backs was...."I bet your parents are proud.......You're mother probably wishes she had left you in a napkin at the family picnic."

When a nasty snarly ***** right here on Yahoo Answers was calling another user every manner of insult a couple of days ago, I told her she didn't appear to be the sweetest treat in the candy shop either. It's not particularly vile sounding, but it must have been effective as an insult, as she promptly sent me a nasty email. I was proud of that one, as I made it up on the spot.

I always enjoy that kind of remark, the clever little quips such as "not the brightest starfish in the sea" and things like "a couple of french fries short of a happy meal".

Oh yeah, then there's the one about how your mother should have given your pop a B.J. the night you were concieved

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

Earth is full, go home

If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport

shut up you p*ss face dick monkey

shut up or i'll p*ss in your face and sh*t in your mouth

your a prehistoric bum licker

you look like a Cambodian prostitute(notthing against cambodains)

your dad rapes you up your bum.

i paid your mom £5 to f*ck my cat and she did it for £1

A mild one: "It's not often you're right, you know, but ...you're wrong again!"

For male chauvinists pigs: "Button up your fly, please, your brain is showing".

For a thick one: "Your neurone is particularly lazy today, isn't it?

or alternatively, "You should take your neurone to the garage to get it fixed".

A cruel one: "I would break your nose with a punch, you know, but,... I don't want to do you any favours.".

And the gross one : "I think that, rather than born he was shitted".

Get off mothers, I got off yours last night

Why don't you go lick a ball sack.