why are conspiracy theories always so grim? why can't there be Positive Conspiracy Theorists?

I don't know maybe it is a conspiracy.

A conspiracy is a work of many persons who may not belong to an specific group or sector of society but ganged up together to make a clandestine move to put someone out or to create a surprise and unexpected result. If it is done with everybody being aware it is called an agreement. And since it is called a theory, it can be just a form of suspicion from the affected ones as to who may have planned it out.

Because people need to blame others for their lot in life. They don't want to believe that they are responsible for their own action and those actions have consequences. They need to believe a higher power is out to get them. Therefore any negative aspects of life couldn’t be their fault because they never stood a chance.

Conversely they will always take credit for the positive.

Dont know..but JFK was shot by the man on the grassy knoll and no one will ever convince me otherwise..im praying and ask others 2..pray that the tape recording of the gun shots from the cop on the motorcycle that day ..through technology ..are transfered to postive microfilm or its called something ..some kind of technology ..so that its proven once and for all there were three shots two guns..thanks for the prayers..

Because there is nothing POSITIVE about a theory. A theory is an educated GUESS! Not proof. Take the THEORY of evolution. It's just a presumption based on man's mere knowledge. But, creation on the otherhand is PROOF POSITIVE!

Aw, that's a sweet idea!

Hmmm.....my husband believes that I have conspired against him to shrink his pants by overdrying them. That's not positive...

I think he's conspiring against me by using the passive-aggressive behavior of waking up too late to make his own toast or iron his clothes to get ME to do that for him. That's not positive....

Sorry, I don't think I can come up with one!

Because those with the gold and making the rules don't do anything that will really benefit man, but make life worse for the working slobs...

No one would care? Scare me, thats fun.

because if its positive, why would anyone want to keep it a secret?

Maybe they don't think anybody would want to hide good news.