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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
Did you guess 10?
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
Can you think of anymore?
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Nice one!
I would add another member of the Bush Administration trying to convince people that the reason light bulb failed is connected to a completely unrelated issue, maybe even wrong, which they would like to get rid of. For instance, they could say that the light bulb fused because there is not enough energy for all light bulbs in the network and therefore the Kyoto agreement should not be signed on that grounds.
- ♥Tom♥Lv 61 decade ago
Ok.. you forgot the people that have to do the environmental impact study about what light bulb to replace it with AND for proper disposal of the old one...
oh... and someone to leak it to the press that a light bulb that once burned in the White House is for sale on eBay.
GREAT LIST!! hehe
- Anonymous1 decade ago
10 don't touch it. A division of U.S.Marines, The whole U.S. Army, the U.S.Navy and all the Kings men don't seem to be able to change that light bulb. Another year and a half and it will be changed. Thank goodness for term limits.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You forgot the reporter from faux to substantuate that it was changed and Rush Limbaugh so after it is over he and Bush can go do drugs.
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- grim reaperLv 51 decade ago
I don't suppose you want to include the poor intern who actually, mistakenly changes the bulb thinking that was what everyone wanted and the 12th one who then has the responsibility of turning off the light so they don't all have to scurry into the corners?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very cool - I only had 7 of them...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO and you called me names, sorry I will not stoop to the level which is required to be a damnocrat. Only one because the damnocrats would stand around blaming and crying about the bulb!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh my gosh; this is truly a LOL question!
I think you've covered ALL the bases!
LOL...all day long!
