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can you finish this joke?

a Mormon walks into a bar...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    and starts buying drinks for all girls in there, pretty soon the bartender asks why a Mormon is buying drinks at a bar, the Mormon then says "How do you think I get all of them to marry me?"

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe I have no sense of humour but what would a Mormon be doing in a bar?

  • 1 decade ago

    Bartender asks the Mormon, "what are you doing here, I didn't think Mormons were allowed to drink?" The Mormon replies as long as no one else from our Mormon faith sees us it's alright for us to have a drink." The baptist next to him says " Well, let me buy you a drink then, I see we are not so different afterall."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    and asks, Where can I find John Smith? The Bartender says, IN the beer storage room. The Mormon looks confused and says, "In the bare stupid sand dune?" The Bartender sighs and says, "Are you deaf?

    Mormon says, "No, but I'm blind."

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  • L!LO
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    A Mormon walks into a bar... because VETTELEO doesn't have a LIFE!!!!!....

    how dyo like that huh???..... hehehe just kidding!!! SMILE!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    and finds Kermit the Frogs smelly finger. The end

    ♦

  • Mike R
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    and walks out sober

  • 1 decade ago

    and asks for a glass of water!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    no he doesn't, he's Mormon

  • justme
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    then grabs his head and yells......OUCH!!!!

    OR

    and the christain ducks.

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