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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
and starts buying drinks for all girls in there, pretty soon the bartender asks why a Mormon is buying drinks at a bar, the Mormon then says "How do you think I get all of them to marry me?"
- 1 decade ago
Maybe I have no sense of humour but what would a Mormon be doing in a bar?
- 1 decade ago
Bartender asks the Mormon, "what are you doing here, I didn't think Mormons were allowed to drink?" The Mormon replies as long as no one else from our Mormon faith sees us it's alright for us to have a drink." The baptist next to him says " Well, let me buy you a drink then, I see we are not so different afterall."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
and asks, Where can I find John Smith? The Bartender says, IN the beer storage room. The Mormon looks confused and says, "In the bare stupid sand dune?" The Bartender sighs and says, "Are you deaf?
Mormon says, "No, but I'm blind."
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- L!LOLv 41 decade ago
A Mormon walks into a bar... because VETTELEO doesn't have a LIFE!!!!!....
how dyo like that huh???..... hehehe just kidding!!! SMILE!!!!!