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Has anybody ever noticed that George W. Bush?

Has hair? I am not kidding. It is a HUGE conspiracy. I even hear that he combs it daily with a comb bought from our tax dollars! LOOK at it! When will somebody stop the lies!?!?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/stateoftheunion/2006/pho...

Update:

Hey, Ilookbusybutimnot - I think it is hilarious that you don't get it.....you libs are SO crazed about Bush that you can't even tell when you are being made fun of. Give it up already! This question is meant to show just how ridiculous I think you all are.

Update 2:

Great site for our troops, Dixierock - thanks for that! :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Brilliant!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm a liberal. But why would i care about just a little comb from our tax dollars? We're not gonna yell and scream over that. We got bigger things to worry about when it comes to Bush.

  • 1 decade ago

    Also, what about the name BUSH. Connected to bushy hair? Conspiracy? Maybe this should be investigated by Homeland security. Who knows what secrets lie beneath that crop.

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  • Curt
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Jvern, You have scooped the New York times, Washington Post, and al Jazerra on this one! America is going to want to know who leaked? Better watch your back!

  • 1 decade ago

    Looks like you struck a nerve with the Weak Sisters!

    "When will somebody stop the lies!?!?" I don't know but I hope it's not anytime soon!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I agree.. I have a theory... the person in a US Presidential Election with the most hair wins!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Has anyone noticed that he started a war for no real reason, and men and women soldiers are being killed in Iraq? He is actually spending tax payers dollars on it.

  • 1 decade ago

    what a bastard! i bet he also uses product also bought by our tax dollars, and even more, probably gets it cut with our tax dollars. that is of course unless condi does it for him. now i wonder if he has hair where it counts? doubt it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's not hair, it's wire. Wire on a robot that is being controlled by big business.

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