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If God had no sense of humor, would we still have fundamentalists?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Fundamentalists are like the thorns on a rose which supposedly came about only after the 'fall of man'. They are like the written assembly instructions that come with a shelf, inaccurate, wordy, firm and unnecessary. While I am certain they make God laugh at times, I'm convinced that they more often make God cry.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fundamentalists are dangerous people (of any religion) If there is a God and if he has a sense of humor, look at the platypus. It's got a duck's bill, webbed feet, a mammal & lays eggs. He had to be high when he thought that one up.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby.  Let us be duly thankful for our blessings." ~ Garrett Hardin

  • 1 decade ago

    Why do u always question god?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

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