If aliens landed in a Christian's back yard, would they give them a Bible and try to convert them?

First they would try to convert them, if that did not work they would declare a crusade and butcher them. For the good of their alien souls of course.

Matt C: Yes, Kenny is Muslim and we are both on a Jihad mission.

Anyways, back to the question. They would not only give him a bible but shove it down the alien's throats. Then insist on how there is some place called Hell and that they'll go there if they don't worship their wonderful leader "God". Who made a poor old guy build a ship and then tell him to put every animal on the earth onto it. Sounds very sensible to me.

The aliens, if they were smart, would laugh at the bible and understand that it's a joke.

The Bible does not say that aliens go to heaven. The Bible only talks about man, and that is all I'm worried about because that is all God is worried about. And to the bonus Q, I think they would be jealous

I don't know if you've watched Star Trek, but aliens are on Earth right now. They have advanced cloaking technology so we can't see them. They're following the Prime Directive and are waiting until we discover warp technology before they contact us.

I think putting an end to religion is a prerequisite to first contact.

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Christians would praise them as the very thin, pale, melon eyed second coming.

Aliens would find the Bible a long entertaining story & would likely ask for proof if told otherwise.

The Christians would use the same tactic that they use with the mountains of evidence for evolution:

They'd say:

Aliens don't exist. I refuse to believe it. That green guy with 3 fingers is just a human being with a deformity. It proves nothing. Whatever it is, it doesn't exist. Or it's a fraud. Or something. I don't want to look at it. *sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALA no such thing as aliens LALALALALALALALLALALALA

Would aliens try to convert us to their religion?

Not on this occasion. They would regard the aliens as either angels from heaven or demons from hell.

i'm sure they would try to comvert then and as for the bible,i think they would find it to be very,well erm....alien