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Wondering Y There is a lack of Teachers?

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her

kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and

him

pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time

they

got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the

wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any

easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed

to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on,

this

time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots." They're my brothers'My mom made me wear them Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up

what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet

again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your

mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."She will be eligible for parole in three years

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Hey just wanted to say I got a decent laugh out of that one. Good story :)

  • I don't get it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...........

  • 1 decade ago

    not the best, but thanks for the 2 points.

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, that was way too funny.

  • ms01
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol thanks for the laugh

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