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just some of lifes most important questions. how many can you answer?

What is the speed of dark?

When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

What's another word for synonym?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

How can there be self-help groups?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You have a WEIRD and WONDERFUL mind!! I LOVE IT!! I think I love YOU!!!! Thanks for the grin-maker.

  • 1 decade ago

    the oppostie of the speed of light

    a box

    for the blind that get rides up to ATM's

    because man invented the most uncomfortable bra

    becuase they quit or got fired

    free gifts are gifts without consequence, even though they usually do have consequence

    you ask an amphibian how long it has to wait if its about to get eaten

    yes

    same

    only if there are more than one

    the last sign they made before they went on strike

    the beach

    because the mice weren't nutricious

    some books don't have a chp 11

    self help groups...mmmm dunno

  • 1 decade ago

    oppisite of speed of light.

    bubble wrap.

    so they don't have to go inside and read at atm.

    cuz they are excited to get out.

    because they say everything behind the boss back.

    a free gift is when you get an x-tra piece of chicken in your kfc.

    Not if they lived in the water.

    no sacki does.

    same.

    not unless he is holding the person with a gun.

    sign-makers on strike.

    Smokey the bear house.

    cat don't eat mouse they play w/ it.

    13 is a bad luck number.

    moral support

  • 1 decade ago

    200

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    same as the speed of light(follow the shadow)

    polythene cover

    for lazy readers

    b'coz bra is inseparable(who will know .in future they may have

    require 'a pair' if they happen to wear another one on their back!)

    b'coz i'm deaf employer(earing-aids battery dicharged)

    a free gift is a gift giving without any favour.all gifts are not free ..since they are the gits for getting a favour from the taker

    no..it will go well with silver fish.

    ditto

    no..its hotchpotch situation

    no sign!

    for rest

    b'coz its canned food(mouse might be rotten)

    b'coz its bad for builders---and not bad for publisher

    b'coz all helping groups are busy with their self to help others..so self -help groups are formed to help themselves(confusing...?)

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  • blatt
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Sign makers

    on

    Strike!

  • rjr
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers!

    Source(s): James Thurber,
  • 1 decade ago

    Grapes and sushi dont go

    Source(s): I tried it
  • 1 decade ago

    I think I'm missing a button hole... I like Steven Wright too.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ummm, I don't have an answer, but enjoyed the questions! Have a good day!

  • pat z
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What about life's most important question: WHY?

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