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Is there a "Mystery Fabric" that dissolves when it gets wet?

You know the jokes about the girl who forgot her pants? She left the house wearing them, but they were made of a "mystery fabric" that, unknown to her, was really toilet paper dyed and made into slacks. Along came a car that spashed a mud puddle on her, and her pants just melted away. Is there really a fabric like this, and, if so, where can I buy gag clothing items to give as presents to people I don't like?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I believe that there is such a thing. It has been a while, but I remember watching a film in which nearly that very thing happened to a female character. She was wearing a "mystery fabric," got splashed - I can't remember whether it was a car & mud puddle splash or whether she got a bucket dumped on her from above - and her dress vanished almost at once. A very funny scene! The dress might have been a one-of-a-kind garment especially made to achieve that special effect. But if I had to guess, I'd bet that there was a gag-and-prank shop somewhere on Earth that could sell you one just like it.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i really doubt that tehre is an actual fabric that dissolves...i mean it is just a joke!

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