Where is the strangest place you've ever masterbated?

i was on a long road trip by myself and got very horny. i fingered myself while driving.....not safe but it was good...hehehe

I assume you mean masturbated, When I was locked in a police cell, with nothing to do, I did it to overcome the boredom. I was still at it when policeman opened the door, and wanted me to be interviewed. He called me filthy, but I have no shame about it, it gave me pleasure when the police tried to deny me pleasure.

The other day I had a girl cover my penis in latex in a ladies' toilet cubicle in a bar in Leeds. It was not masturbation (it was for an art project) but it was a pretty strange place to do this.

on a sofa in a club apparently, not that i remember- the half bottle of vodka saw to that...

that make you chuckle enough?

I have done it in a public toilet cubicle plenty of times

35,000 feet above ground, in the airplane's toilet

by a stop sign

AT A LYNARD SKYNARD CONCERT. sOME LADIE KEPT JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND RUBBED ON ME I JUST JACKED THE MEAT.

i have no answer but funny to read others. lol

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