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Have room for another blonde joke? I hope I dont offend anyone...that is not my intention.?

There's a blonde and a red head sitting in a bar when the 6 o'clock news comes on saying a man was on top of a high rise building ready to jump...committing suicide. The red head says...."I bet you $50.00 he jumps". The blonde says....."I'll bet you he doesnt" The red head says..."oh really! Then lets make this MORE interesting. I bet you $100.00 he jumps" The blonde thinks about it for a few seconds then says...."YOUR ON! I bet you he doesnt! Then less than a minute later sure enough the man jumps.....committing suicide. The blonde says "Oh man!" She then reaches in her purse to give the red head the $100 dollars. The red head said..."Keep your money....I have a confession to make. I seen this same news footage on the 5 o'clock news" The blonde says "Well I did too! I just didnt think he'd be STUPID ENOUGH to do it again!"

I hope that brought a smile. :o)

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  • me
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yeah she deserves to pay $100 for that one! Funny

  • 1 decade ago

    On that note:

    How did the blond lose a $100 on the ballgame?

    She lost the first $50 on the game and the other $50 on the instant replay.

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny heard it before but still worth the read.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was a funny one!!!

    Man, those blondes are something else!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    OMG FUNNY!!!! lol, i hope this dussnt offend anyone, but do you have any more of these type jokes?

  • cookie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That's funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Really a nice one keep it up..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard this one before, its good!

  • 1 decade ago

    that was hilarious....

    it was not offensive to me because i am not a blonde..

    keep em' comin'!!!!

    KOOLKAT

  • 1 decade ago

    yeah that was pretty good.

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