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A couple of mine are:

1: If you dont know where you're goin....you're gonna end up someplace else.

2: Knock down 7 times? Stand up 8!

Dancing with the stars a repeat from last nights program. And it is pitted up against American Idol....that is why I missed the excuse that dancing with the stars may have given in the beginning....both are my favorites....and no they are not coming on any more tonight.

Dancing with the stars a repeat from last nights program. And it is pitted up against American Idol....that is why I missed the excuse they may have given in the beginning....both are my favorites. Whats the deal?

Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, 'Hey, thats a good idea, whats that called?'

The lady responded, 'Its called a condom'

The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?'

The lady said, 'Oh just about any grocery or drug store'

So the next day the lady went to her local drug store, went up to the cashier and said, 'I need to get some condoms'.

The cashier looked at her puzzled, (because of her age ) and said, 'UH, what size?' The lady responded, 'Hmmmm, one that would fit a camel'

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal intensity to the waves of passion nearby.

One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling, am I the first man to make love to you?"

Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said, "There cant possibly be anybody better than you. I dont know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions!"

Can anyone tell me what my rising signs are? What does Pisces 3 mean? What does blessed card mean? I was told that 1-17, 2-15, 3-13, 4-11, 5-9, 6-7, 7-5, 8-3 and 9-1 are all blessed cards. I dont understand. Serious replies only please.

I have been seeing that alot lately....is it simply the Sesame Street red toy or something else? I ask cuz I see people getting soooooooo upset if someone doesnt like this EMO. Is it also a group?

It says that the person either admires your question/answers and wants to be able to find them again...how does that work? Does it page the person and tells them your in a certain room? Please advise.

A woman buys milk, a newspaper and some eggs at a supermarket. While in line a man comes up to her and ask her, "Your single arent you"? Before replying yes, she stares at the items she bought and wonders how this man knew. She says, "Yes, how'd you know"? He starts to laugh and replies, "Cos your ugly".

I was born on March 13th 1957 I believe around 10:30 or so in the p.m. Can an astrologer tell me my rising sign or anything regarding my information?

An astrologer informed me of birthdays of each month she claims are blessed cards. Can anyone tell me what exactly does a blessed card mean.....and why would certain birthdays be and others not? Mine happen to be one of them and so is my fiancee. Please advise.

One day there was an old lady tryin to get on a bus with her dog. The bus driver says, "Lady, I'm sorry but you cant get on the bus with your dog."

Lady: What do you mean I cant get on the bus with her?

Driver: Just what I said you cant get on the bus with your dog.

Lady: I dont like to be without her. Fifi goes EVERYWHERE I go. EVERYWHERE!

Driver: Well, I'm sorry about that, but you cant get on THE BUS with your DOG!!

Lady: WELL, YOUR A VERY STUPID MAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR OLD BUS!!

Driver: Yeah?! Well you do the same damn thing with your DOG and you can ride!!!!!!!!!

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To get the 10 pts I not only have to consider it to be the funniest/cleverest but also one I havent come acrossed yet. Plenty of room there.

I have seen a couple of level ones with a thumbs up or down by their answers.....is that their vote for the asker or is that the vote from a level 2 and higher about level one's answer.

I know we can from our question and watchlist folders. Thanxs.

I came across this joke today. I dont recall thee exact words but the way it was worded it seemed to be a trick question. It goes SOMETHING like this: If it takes 30 seconds to tell a joke, how many will you hear in a day?

It didnt appear as tho she was just after a mathematical equation. Was it a riddle with a twist? Thanxs.

There's a blonde and a red head sitting in a bar when the 6 o'clock news comes on saying a man was on top of a high rise building ready to jump...committing suicide. The red head says...."I bet you $50.00 he jumps". The blonde says....."I'll bet you he doesnt" The red head says..."oh really! Then lets make this MORE interesting. I bet you $100.00 he jumps" The blonde thinks about it for a few seconds then says...."YOUR ON! I bet you he doesnt! Then less than a minute later sure enough the man jumps.....committing suicide. The blonde says "Oh man!" She then reaches in her purse to give the red head the $100 dollars. The red head said..."Keep your money....I have a confession to make. I seen this same news footage on the 5 o'clock news" The blonde says "Well I did too! I just didnt think he'd be STUPID ENOUGH to do it again!"

I hope that brought a smile. :o)