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kiako
kiako asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Have you heard this joke before? Bet cha 10 points you havent.?

One day there was an old lady tryin to get on a bus with her dog. The bus driver says, "Lady, I'm sorry but you cant get on the bus with your dog."

Lady: What do you mean I cant get on the bus with her?

Driver: Just what I said you cant get on the bus with your dog.

Lady: I dont like to be without her. Fifi goes EVERYWHERE I go. EVERYWHERE!

Driver: Well, I'm sorry about that, but you cant get on THE BUS with your DOG!!

Lady: WELL, YOUR A VERY STUPID MAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR OLD BUS!!

Driver: Yeah?! Well you do the same damn thing with your DOG and you can ride!!!!!!!!!

:o)

Update:

I hadnt heard or told that joke for years. The ones that heard it before must have gotten it from the NewJoke site I put it on. Gosh some of your responses were sure nasty! Woke up on the wrong side of the doghouse this morn?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    No, I haven't heard this joke before. I like it. Thank You for the laugh.

    Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • olaf
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • Donna
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Heard it before but it was a duck not a dog...still funny. You can keep your 10 I will settle for 2.

  • redwidow
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I've heard it-10 points

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  • g Myzo
    1 decade ago

    I've reread it like 5 times and I still don't get the joke.

  • Masta Batang Dollar Billz
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I never heard that before but I insist you give me the 10 points anyway. ^_^

  • Angie A
    1 decade ago

    No, I haven't heard this joke before. However, I must have missed the punchline...

  • LIVIN LIFE TO THE FULLEST!
    1 decade ago

    GOod One

  • hazelshine
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You are right, I haven't heard this joke before. Pretty good one too!!!!

  • AJ F
    1 decade ago

    I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...

    I still want my ten points though for having to read such a crummy joke...

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